So I'm watching this show called Millionaire Matchmaker (yes, I'm that sick. After reading this statement, people who know me in person will be grabbing their phones to call me in panic, "Oh my God, you never said you were on the death's door! What's happening?"). I know it's a stupid show, and it would have never occurred to me to watch it had it not been for my getting as sick as this.
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